So you think you've done everything in X-Assault through the end of Chapter Six, do you? Well, then, all of us here at NixonVision assume you've done every last item on the following list... right???
So, Assault Experts, have you ever...
#1. Seen a Fastball Special with Wolverine and somebody non-metallic?
#2. Destroyed a Doombot?
#3. Seen Elvis (or a reasonable facsimile)?
#4. Ripped up Holocaust's armor?
#5. Met the Big Red Cheese?
#6. Had one of the programmers join your team?
#7. Heard Deadpool admit he was once a Muppet?
#8. Recruited Pete Wisdom?
#9. Defeated the Lord of the Undead?
#10. Heard Dark Phoenix call Cyclops a dork?
#11. Seen Doug Ramsey rip an opponent to shreds?
#12. Researched restaurants in Russia with your team leader?
#13. Confused a fire extinguisher for the Red Skull?
#14. Listened to the Hulk worry about cookie-thieves?
#15. Made Cassandra Nova spout binary?
#16. Witnessed a repeat of the final scene from Fantastic Four Annual #2, with a different villain?
#17. Heard who the 'she' is in "She's gone missing. I have to find her," and seen her... twice?
#18. Watched Husk save Chamber's life?
#19. United the Spider-Friends in one battle?
#20. Heard Cap sound the battle call: "Avengers Assemble!"?
#21. Won in a fight with Daredevil?
#22. Learned Hawkeye's next steps?
#23. Seen Iron Man's hunch bear fruit?
#24. Watched Magneto destroy his creator?
#25. Reunited an X-Man with his son in the Savage Land?
#26. Recruited a Transformer?
#27. Learned if Vance Astrovik was affected by the mutant mindwipe?
#28. Seen Cerebro shattered beyond repair?
#29. Intercepted 10 fantastic transmissions?
#30. Discovered where Forge is?
#31. Led a team that included an armor-clad world leader?
#32. Witnessed both speeches of Howard the Duck?
If you haven't done all of that... and more... then you still haven't seen everything X-Assault has to offer!
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